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Let’s dump 2024 in style!

So great that you’re here! Your curiosity is rewarded because, alongside this magical unicorn poop that transforms into a Christmas tree, we’ve got plenty more fun in store for you!

Gassed out?

Oh dear, oh dear, what a whirlwind of a year. As 2024 is about to go down the crapper for good, it’s time for us celebrate the (butt-)end of the year in style. As the world went through some big geopolitical changes, at Pink Fluffy Unicorns, things changed as well. On a somewhat smaller scale perhaps, butt huge nonetheless: we traded our base in Zwolle for the picturesque town of Wijhe.

In terms of kilometers, it wasn’t the most epic journey, butt as far as upgrades go, it’s massive! Our very own Villa Villekulla; a place that perfectly matches our quirky and unconventional style. Haven’t visited us yet? It’s high time we share a cup of coffee.

Chief Canine Unicorn Odie also underwent a major transformation. She now has steel plates in two paws. Oh well, shit happens. At least when she lies on her back with her paws in the air, we can now hear the local pirate radio station broadcasting from her rear. No, just kidding. Jokes aside, alongside the amount of steel in her body, our cyborg Corgi’s team has also grown significantly. With the arrival of West and Luna, working at Pink Fluffy Unicorns has literally turned into a dog’s job.

2024 in a nutshell: memorable dinners, quitting smoking, painters, handymen, carpet layers, the WoTS fair, loads of fun projects, and a team you can count on (and with). Onward to 2025!


This is the real shit right here

Of course, you’re not just here for a couple of mediocre, poop-related puns and a boring rec(r)ap of how we experienced 2024. You’re here for an all out experience!

We know that expectations are sky-high every year when it’s time for our end-of-year extravaganza. So naturally, we had megalomaniac, big-ass plans once again. What we didn’t have, however, was enough time. Butt, as resourceful as we are, we pulled up our sleeves, summoned some help, and managed to pull something out of the hat faster than a fart in the wind:

A New Hoop

Some context for those who do not master the colorful, native language of Netherlandia:
1. ‘Hoop’ is Dutch for ‘hope’, butt it also means ’turd’. Not kidding.
2. Those weird, brown things you see scat-tered across your screen are called ‘oliebollen’. They may resemble things you usually find floating in sewage, butt they’re actually Dutch end-of-year snacks. Careful though: they consist mostly of frying oil and will cause bowel movements to speed up significantly when consumed in great quantities. Pair them with huge amounts of alcohol and you’re sure to start new year’s day on a throne – one way or the other.
3. No animals were harmed during the shooting of this film.
4. Unicorn poo is thought to have magical properties and bring nothing butt luck and great fortune to its recipient. So you’re welcome.

 

Enjoy the film!